legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew

bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain


wake me up when septermeber ends

bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain

lmao

wake me up when septermeber ends

let-itbebabygirl:

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

Omfg can y’all not?

phrux:

yes

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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wolfnudes:

I think I will never be someone’s best friend. I will always be that one friend who you sorta care about him and sometimes, once a week maybe twice if you are really really bored, you start a conversation with and it’s always during the week because you are too busy on the weekends

sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy

gracehelbig:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

tgif mudda fuckas 

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(Source: xttmko)

kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

jawdust:

rachelmannings:

#infinitely better: lucy liu as james bond & natalie dormer as her bond girl

OR LUCY LIU AS BOND AND NATALIE DORMER AS THE VILLAIN

I’m pretty sure we all would watch all of these movies.

(Source: silencehappensx)